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Er, yes, so I was playing with "Random Titles To Stimulate The Imagination" generator. ...Gah. Consider this a snippet from another fic I'm not writing? *covers head*

R/R silliness ahead. *coughs*

Playing Poker With An Insane New, Improved Computer

Radek had just gotten into bed, his head a few centimeters away from the pillow, when someone began to pound on his door. Within a second of actually registering the impatient drumming, he sighed and reached for the comm link on his nightstand. His hand had just closed around it when the link began making noise in the form of Rodney testily telling him to open the door.

"I was going to bed, Rodney," Radek said once he'd opened the door, his tone even but on the verge of turning just as testy as Rodney's had been when ordering Radek to let him inside. After all, hadn't Rodney himself waved him off to his quarters a half-hour ago to get some well-earned rest? "To sleep. You remember sleep, yes? Beautiful, wonderful sleep?"

Rodney rolled his eyes and it was only then that Radek noticed that the other man's hair was plastered to his forehead, skin gleaming with what was either sweat or water from a recent shower. "I need to use your shower."

Radek raised an eyebrow and suddenly had to fight back a smile as the pieces suddenly clicked into place. "What is wrong with yours?" he inquired, voice dripping with mock-sympathy and bemusement.

Rodney's eyes narrowed. He was stubbornly silent for a moment, and Radek watched a muscle jump in the other man's jaw. When Rodney finally spoke, the words were said through clenched teeth, as though each word was being dragged from his belly by some invisible force even more stubborn than he. "If you really must know, the AI won't let me take a hot shower. Not until I, uh, apologize." The final word made Rodney's upper lip curl and sounded almost as profane as an actual curse word.

A chuckle escaped Radek's lips before he could stifle it, and Rodney shot him a half-annoyed, half-betrayed look. "I am sorry, Rodney, but really, did you truly not think the AI would be angry when you tried to cheat it at poker?"

"I didn't think it would figure out I was cheating," Rodney admitted, mouth twisted into a sullen scowl. "Or that an AI could hold a grudge."

The urge to chuckle welled up once more, but this time Radek stifled it. "Perhaps you should, ah, apologize?" he suggested after a moment of silence during which Rodney are seemed content to simply stare at him and await some sort of response. What did Rodney expect him to say?

Rodney snorted. "I'm not apologizing to a machine." With that, he started towards the bathroom, head high and chin jutting out as though daring the AI to strike him down for calling it a machine. "I'll just use your shower until it calms down."

"As you have already said, it is a machine. It will not calm down. And it will simply make the water in my bathroom cold as well."

"Which is why you're taking a shower with me," Rodney stated in a matter-of-fact tone.

For a moment, Radek just stared at the other man who currently stood by the bathroom door and looked expectantly back, disbelief warring with exasperation. At last, he snorted and folded his arms against his chest. "No."

Rodney scowled. "Oh, come on! The AI doesn't have anything against you, so it won't punish you by turning the water cold. Therefore, a perfect solution to my problem. You're neutral ground."

Radek eyed him balefully. "I am not Switzerland, Rodney. Enjoy your shower."

(...End)

Because they're awesome, and now that my computer's finally behaving, I can actually post the songs for blue_raven! Fever is the McKay/Zelenka song from Zelenka's POV, where Zelenka's trying to convince McKay to stop being so pessimistic.

Elisa - Fever
Why do we end up being so lonely?
Now where have your eyes gone if nothing scares you
Why is this all just never enough
To make you happy
And stop your thinking
'Cause your world has got the fever

Gloria Deluxe - Tender Mercies
So if you want me, here I am
Here's my sordid past, here's my well-kept secrets, here's my sins
There's nothing to trust, there's nothing to forgive
There's only your hands, there's only your skin
And the tender mercies falling down on them

Elisa - Dancing
I'm dancing in the room as if I was in the woods with you
No need for anything but music
Music's the reason why I know time still exists
Time still exists

Gloria Deluxe - Do You Remember?
It goes right to my bones, my bones will dance,
Walk hand in hand with a thousand miles apart
Let's walk hand in hand, so far apart,
And I will run a thousand miles to meet you

Elisa - Bitter Words
I don’t know if I’ll ever tell you this story
I don’t even know whether we’ll have the chance
I don’t know if you’ll ever see me shaking like this
I’m not sure I can open my door to more...
Bitter words, full of rage, and clever ways
To find the key to my weakest side

Gloria Deluxe - Little Piece of Grace
A little bit of luck is in my hands
A little bit of heaven is just fine with me
It used to be that I was scared of happiness
It was such a stranger that it made me a little nervous

Elisa - Come Speak to Me
Come speak to me easy like hands on skin
Come speak to me easy like sky on earth
We are going to do something if you come and tell me
Just how you feel
'Cause we are gonna work it out
Even if your world's falling apart

Gloria Deluxe - Nothing But a Lack
Call me a fool call me a hopeless mess
Call me shackled to my loneliness
But I've been through the psychology
And it just don't change the way I feel

Elisa - A Little Over Zero
Gonna walk like it's forever
Gonna walk just 'cause this could save me
And my fragility it'll kill me
Is this the best I can be?
Is this the best I can be?

Oh, and my song that's Rodney's craptastic childhood. I don't like this version as much as the original Broadway version, but it's the only one I have and it just screams Rodney's crappy childhood to me. If I ever buy the Broadway CD, I'll be sure to upload that version of the song. It's got a younger, smoother voice.

Colm Wilkinson - Pity the Child
Pity the child who has ambition
Knows what he wants to do
Knows that he'll never fit the system
Others expect him to
Pity the child who knew his parents
Saw their faults, saw their love die before his eyes
Pity the child that wise

Here's my list, respectively, my Wendy Simms table, my Greg Sanders/David Hodges tables, my Radek Zelenka tables, and my Robert Chase/James Wilson table.

My Wendy Simms Table for csi50

001.	blood, sweat & tears	002.	beguiled	003.	slow suicide	004.	ooze	005.	saints & sinners
006.	something humans do	007.	tabula rasa (blank slate)	008.	solitary	009.	records	010.	flesh
011.	from whence we came	012.	spirituality	013.	bittersweet	014.	save me	015.	save yourself
016.	ordinary	017.	gossip	018.	denial	019.	once in a blue moon	020.	wild trip
021.	sedated	022.	stop and think	023.	need you tonight	024.	playboy	025.	cold
026.	inner geek	027.	rattled	028.	feel good	029.	what i want	030.	cross the line
031.	creative	032.	over soon	033.	disbelief	034.	no sleep tonight	035.	click, click, boom
036.	independent	037.	methodical thinking	038.	take a stand	039.	fear	040.	procedural
041.	on my mind	042.	relationships	043.	free	044.	one by one	045.	shame
046.	lose control	047.	life	048.	death	049.	writer's choice -- victim	050.	writer's choice -- time

My Greg Sanders/David Hodges Table for 100songs.

001.	Dare You to Move	002.	As I Lay Me Down to Sleep	003.	It’s a Beautiful Life	004.	Unwanted	005.	Naked
006.	My Immortal	007.	There You’ll Be	008.	Everything Burns	009.	Superman (It’s Not Easy)	010.	Hanging by a Moment
011.	Hold On	012.	Fly	013.	Someone’s Watching Over Me	014.	The Sacrament	015.	Silver and Cold
016.	You Raise Me Up	017.	Numb	018.	Reverie	019.	Torn	020.	Untitled
021.	Angel	022.	Wires	023.	Meant to Live	024.	Sand and Water	025.	The Winner Takes it All
026.	Scars	027.	Listen to Your Heart	028.	Faith of the Heart	029.	Last Kiss	030.	Hello
031.	Broken	032.	Float On	033.	Sick Cycle Carousel	034.	Miss a Thing	035.	Jaded
036.	Tomorrow	037.	Wonderful World	038.	Headstrong	039.	Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door	040.	Unwell
041.	Dance Me to the End of Love	042.	The Reason	043.	Goodbye to You	044.	Cry	045.	Vindicated
046.	Die for You	047.	Beautiful Goodbye	048.	Since U Been Gone	049.	A Place for My Head	050.	All Things Must Pass
051.	Another One Bites the Dust	052.	At the Beginning	053.	Because of You	054.	Blowin’ in the Wind	055.	Butterfly
056.	Chances	057.	Cleaning Out My Closet	058.	Concrete Angel	059.	Crackerbox Palace	060.	Cryin’
061.	Drift Away	062.	Drops of Jupiter	063.	Early Morning Blues and Greens	064.	Every Rose has it’s Thorns	065.	Family Portrait
066.	Flavor of the Week	067.	Good Riddance	068.	Hallelujah	069.	Hide	070.	Innocent
071.	I’ll be There for You	072.	In My Life	073.	Imagine	074.	Iris	075.	Just Breathe
076.	Long Way Round	077.	Look Through My Eyes	078.	Make Your Own Kind of Music	079.	More Than Love	080.	One Last Breath
081.	Rain	082.	Right Kind of Wrong	083.	Sex on the Beach	084.	Show Me Love	085.	So in Love with Two
086.	Strange Disease	087.	Superman’s Dead	088.	Television	089.	The Times They Are a’ Changing	090.	Too Bad
091.	Unanswered Prayers	092.	November Rain	093.	Wash Away	094.	Why Haven’t I Heard from You	095.	Wild Horses
096.	You Ain’t the First	097.	Writer’s Choice – Nothing to Lose	098.	Writer‘s Choice.	099.	Writer‘s Choice.	100.	Writer‘s Choice.

My David Hodges/Greg Sanders Table for slash_100

001.	Beginnings.	002.	Middles.	003.	Ends.	004.	Firsts.	005.	Lasts.
006.	Hours.	007.	Days.	008.	Weeks.	009.	Months.	010.	Years.
011.	Friends.	012.	Enemies.	013.	Lovers.	014.	Strangers.	015.	Classmates.
016.	Family.	017.	Parents.	018.	Children.	019.	Him.	020.	Her.
021.	Birth.	022.	Death.	023.	Life.	024.	Choices.	025.	Accident.
026.	Smell.	027.	Sound.	028.	Touch.	029.	Taste.	030.	Sight.
031.	Sunrise.	032.	Sunset.	033.	Too Much.	034.	Not Enough.	035.	Mask.
036.	Breakfast.	037.	Lunch.	038.	Dinner.	039.	Food.	040.	Drink.
041.	Rain.	042.	Snow.	043.	Lightning.	044.	Thunder.	045.	Storm.
046.	Winter.	047.	Summer.	048.	Spring.	049.	Fall.	050.	Vacation.
051.	Humor.	052.	Angst.	053.	Fluff.	054.	And.	055.	If.
056.	Birthday.	057.	Christmas.	058.	Thanksgiving.	059.	Halloween.	060.	New Year.
061.	Broken.	062.	Shattered.	063.	Hurt.	064.	Agony.	065.	Healing.
066.	Anger.	067.	Love.	068.	Loss.	069.	Jealousy.	070.	Denial.
071.	Sex.	072.	Kink.	073.	Threesome.	074.	Seduction.	075.	Party.
076.	Secrets.	077.	Betrayal.	078.	Discovery.	079.	Confession.	080.	Redemption.
081.	School.	082.	Work.	083.	Home.	084.	High.	085.	Low.
086.	Circle.	087.	Heart.	088.	Lost.	089.	Found.	090.	Missing.
091.	Epiphany.	092.	Dream.	093.	Break-up.	094.	Make-up.	095.	Lies.
096.	Writer‘s Choice.	097.	Writer‘s Choice.	098.	Writer‘s Choice.	099.	Writer‘s Choice.	100.	Writer‘s Choice.

My Radek Zelenka Table for philosophy_20

1.	Birth	2.	Loss	3.	Ends Justify The Means	4.	Inertia	5.	Syzygy
6.	Theory	7.	Both Sides	8.	Faith	9.	Orientation	10.	Time
11.	Extrinsic	12.	6th Sense	13.	Love Beyond Desire	14.	Parallel	15.	Infinity
16.	God	17.	Lack of God	18.	And if the answer is no / can I change your mind?	19.	Caught in the form of limitation.	20.	Reflection

My Radek Zelenka Table for au_abc

Apocalypse	Bangsian	Cyberpunk	Detectives	Eastern	Fantasy
Genderfuck	History	Inmates	Jocks	Killed	Legends
Mutants	Normal	Outerspace	Pirates	Quetzalcoatl	Royalty
School	Thieves	Utopia	Vampires	Western	Xover
Yuppies	Zoomorphs	-	-	-	-

My James Wilson/Robert Chase Table for alphabetasoup

(NOTE: I've dropped this claim, but I still really like the two fics that I did)

A is for	Amuck.	B is for	Bric-a-brac.	C is for	Crow.	D is for	Diatribe.	E is for	Esoteric.
F is for	Flavor.	G is for	Gravity.	H is for	Horology.	I is for	Ineluctable.	J is for	Jubilee.
K is for	Kaboom.	L is for	Leonine.	M is for	Mars.	N is for	Nautical.	O is for	Opiate.
P is for	Point-blank.	Q is for	Quandary.	R is for	Ramshackle.	S is for	Spartan.	T is for	Thief.
U is for	Ugly.	V is for	Vex.	W is for	Whilom.	X is for	Xanadu.	Y is for	Yin.
Z is for	Zombie.