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When Terry Junior suggests they get a dog to help his dad enjoy exercising, he's expecting his mom to bring home a schnauzer, not a weird new friend. He doesn’t get why his dad likes this guy too. Terry Junior just wanted a dog….

Both Locus and Grif have very bad days in very different ways.

Dick Simmons has a multi-step plan. Move to Blood Gulch, become a superhero, assume a civilian identity, and save the day with the other heroes of the city. He didn't count on his fellow superheroes being so weird, the villains even weirder, and getting stuck with the most annoying coworker in the universe at his civilian job. But there are secrets and danger in the city, tensions boiling under the surface, and Simmons may be in over his head.

Chapter Three: The Strangest Foes of All Time... The Trio

In a mid-season finale that manages to be funny, sweet, and surprising, everyone ends up going to the beach for Pet Day, and unlikely connections are made.

Series summary: Carolina: The Teenage Witch was a sitcom series that aired on ABC, and then the WB network, over the course of six seasons, airing directly after its parent series Sabrina: The Teenage Witch each Friday night. Similar to its predecessor, it centers on the life of Carolina Church, a teenager who discovers on her sixteenth birthday that she’s a witch. Although a spin-off, Carolina: The Teenage Witch featured a host of original characters, with the occasional guest star and name drop from its parent show, and rare crossover episode. It also took a more serious tone, focusing on the half-mortal witch and mortal discrimination and the corruption within the Witches Council.

Notes: A self-indulgent Sabrina The Teenage Witch fusion that has gotten out of control, but I’m having fun with it! With some beautiful art by creatrixanimi for this update! 

The cake explodes because of course it does. Donut jumps out of it, tossing fistfuls of red confetti. The icing and confetti get everywhere, including on Grif’s face. He wipes some of the icing off and grimly picks the confetti out of it, noticing, even more grimly, that the confetti is shaped like hearts.

“Surprise!” Donut says, beaming from ear to ear. “Wash and I are dating!”

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Wash and Donut have a very important announcement. Not everyone takes it in stride.

Day two of Days of Donut for Rare Pair Week!

Grif knows exactly how this will play out-- over too fast, vaguely disappointing, one of those quickies that’s only good in that you got off and not much more. Still, Donut’s boredom is infectious, and it’s a more appealing thought than just staring at a quiet Blue Base for the next few hours. And Donut might actually shut up during sex, which would make the whole thing worth it. Also, Grif really doesn’t want to die of blue balls.

He shrugs. “Sure.”

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Grif and Donut figure out a way to liven up their watch duty.

Dick Simmons has a multi-step plan. Move to Blood Gulch, become a superhero, assume a civilian identity, and save the day with the other heroes of the city. He didn't count on his fellow superheroes being so weird, the villains even weirder, and getting stuck with the most annoying coworker in the universe at his civilian job. But there are secrets and danger in the city, tensions boiling under the surface, and Simmons may be in over his head.

Chapter Two: Learning Curve

Chapter Two Summary: 

Simmons fixes Tucker and Grif’s computers, stops a bar fight, and meets a few of the local police. All in all, the day has some highs and lows.

It's probably weird that an episode of a show where the titular character is only present in a voice-over is so good, but this episode is great. Grif and Simmons get a visit from a Council middleman, and between one visit in the present and one in the past, we see how much has changed for the two in just a year. Though we could've done without experiencing that eye-searing yellow zoot suit.

It's almost summer, but Carolina has bigger plans than vacation. When she and Church attempt to find a loophole around the ban on speaking to her mother, things get strange and intense. Secrets are revealed, new characters are introduced, and Carolina's life gets even more impossibly complicated in this epic season finale of Carolina: The Teenage Witch!

Finally setting up the season one finale! In this plot-packed episode, a winter field trip to the zoo leads to some unexpected arguments and misadventures. Also, we find out that both Grif and Simmons are total lightweights.