...Goddamnit, drunks are the most obnoxious people in the freakin' world.
1. They talked all through CSI. I only watch are three shows a week. The Closer, CSI, and SGA. That's all. So don't freaking YELL and SCREAM during my freakin' show. Especially not my Hodges scenes. Or at the end, so I can't hear the important words of the final scene.
2. For anyone who's curious, I did not, in fact, appreciate my roommate's friend shaking her ass in my face. Repeatedly. For one, I prefer male ass, thank you, and even then, I don't like it being shaken in my face. And her ass wasn't even nice.
3. My night was not meant to spent hearing about their little sexual identity crises. Especially since it just sounds like they'll fuck anything that moves, so it's not so much an indentity crisis as it is them just being horny.
4. No, I freakin' don't have a condom so you can jump into the sack with a faceless stranger. I would think this would be fairly obvious, seeing as I don't think I come across as a one-night stand sort of girl. Not to mention there's the fact that I haven't been out on a date or to a party this entire semester.
5. They looked at me pityingly when I said I didn't have a condom. Um, sorry for not being a skank?
Gah. This is why, even when I'm able to legally drink in exactly eight months, I won't. Because drunks are obnoxious, and I'd have to punch myself in the face for being a fuckwit.
1. They talked all through CSI. I only watch are three shows a week. The Closer, CSI, and SGA. That's all. So don't freaking YELL and SCREAM during my freakin' show. Especially not my Hodges scenes. Or at the end, so I can't hear the important words of the final scene.
2. For anyone who's curious, I did not, in fact, appreciate my roommate's friend shaking her ass in my face. Repeatedly. For one, I prefer male ass, thank you, and even then, I don't like it being shaken in my face. And her ass wasn't even nice.
3. My night was not meant to spent hearing about their little sexual identity crises. Especially since it just sounds like they'll fuck anything that moves, so it's not so much an indentity crisis as it is them just being horny.
4. No, I freakin' don't have a condom so you can jump into the sack with a faceless stranger. I would think this would be fairly obvious, seeing as I don't think I come across as a one-night stand sort of girl. Not to mention there's the fact that I haven't been out on a date or to a party this entire semester.
5. They looked at me pityingly when I said I didn't have a condom. Um, sorry for not being a skank?
Gah. This is why, even when I'm able to legally drink in exactly eight months, I won't. Because drunks are obnoxious, and I'd have to punch myself in the face for being a fuckwit.
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Date: 2006-12-08 07:34 pm (UTC)Them talking in front of you like that, asking you for the condom? They were showing off and trying to make you uncomfortable. Charming, yes?