Grr

[cinaed]

...Goddamnit, drunks are the most obnoxious people in the freakin' world.

1. They talked all through CSI. I only watch are three shows a week. The Closer, CSI, and SGA. That's all. So don't freaking YELL and SCREAM during my freakin' show. Especially not my Hodges scenes. Or at the end, so I can't hear the important words of the final scene.

2. For anyone who's curious, I did not, in fact, appreciate my roommate's friend shaking her ass in my face. Repeatedly. For one, I prefer male ass, thank you, and even then, I don't like it being shaken in my face. And her ass wasn't even nice.

3. My night was not meant to spent hearing about their little sexual identity crises. Especially since it just sounds like they'll fuck anything that moves, so it's not so much an indentity crisis as it is them just being horny.

4. No, I freakin' don't have a condom so you can jump into the sack with a faceless stranger. I would think this would be fairly obvious, seeing as I don't think I come across as a one-night stand sort of girl. Not to mention there's the fact that I haven't been out on a date or to a party this entire semester.

5. They looked at me pityingly when I said I didn't have a condom. Um, sorry for not being a skank?

Gah. This is why, even when I'm able to legally drink in exactly eight months, I won't. Because drunks are obnoxious, and I'd have to punch myself in the face for being a fuckwit.

Comments

[jaygoose.livejournal.com]

Oh my dear lord. You poor thing. *pets* That sounded... uncomfortable... not to mention boring as hell. I hate those little horny skanks that swear "Oh no, I really am bisexual and not just a freaking whore." They make those who are really bisexual and amazingly... get this now... not whores, look bad." -____- I direct those kinds of girls to the icon. *points at Hodges who is obviously not impressed*

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

I know! I have several friends who are bisexual and not horny skanks. Unfortunately, my roommate falls into the latter category.

Oh, it was very uncomfortable. I tried to ignore them and watch TV, but since they were drowning out the TV, it didn't really work. *sighs* If they do this during finals next week, I'm turning their asses in.

*wants to hug Hodges or at least get him to chase the skanky bitches off* They were shrieking during his scenes. *tragic look* So I saw him getting all excited over a...train...or something, but have no clue why. Though I am loving his shirts nowadays. Mmm. Who's been dressing him lately? ;)

[jaygoose.livejournal.com]

God I remember my freshman year in college. I vowed never to share a room with anyone else. Now I share apartments... but not rooms... and definitely not TVs. Burr!

He got excited over a train... yes. I still don't know why he got so excited over it but it was dorky and loserish and typical adorable I-want-to-have-his-babies!Hodges. Which is embarrassing for me because I never want to have babies. But he just has this aura about him that make me want to pop out a couple of his children. I don't get it. But anyway... I digress...

What was I talking about again? XD

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

Freshman year, I had a psychotic roommate first semester. Seriously. I'd wake up and she'd be watching me sleeping. And then she had a melt-down and bitched me and my other friend out in the middle of the hallway right before finals. After that I switched rooms and had a sane roommate.

This year? Roomie was fine all through hockey season. Now she seems to be making up for lost time by drinking every single night.

Hmm. Maybe Hodges had model trains as kid too? Aw, that'd be cute. Him playing with trains. *grins* Ickle!Hodges and his trainset!

Um. Right. *shifty eyes* What were we talking about? ;)