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cinaedwe'll consecrate this messy love (23732 words) by Cinaed
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif & Kaikaina Grif | Sister
Characters: Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons, Kaikaina Grif | Sister, Franklin Delano Donut, Ensemble
Additional Tags: Weddings, Established Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Oaths & Vows, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Party, Ensemble Cast, Background Relationships, Season/Series 15 Spoilers, Hand Jobs, Complete
Summary:
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif & Kaikaina Grif | Sister
Characters: Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons, Kaikaina Grif | Sister, Franklin Delano Donut, Ensemble
Additional Tags: Weddings, Established Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Oaths & Vows, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Party, Ensemble Cast, Background Relationships, Season/Series 15 Spoilers, Hand Jobs, Complete
Summary:
Grif spent the morning of his wedding dodging Sarge's assassination attempts. It didn't feel that much different than a regular day. He didn't catch on that Sarge was actively trying to murder him until Sarge broke down after one too many failures and shook his fists at the sky, shouting, "Where have I gone wrong? Is the universe itself conspiring against me to keep Grif alive? What cruel universe do we live in? Simmons is doomed. Doomed!"
