Poooor Amazon
Jul. 15th, 2005 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cinaedPoor Amazon. I can't help but snicker at their sad attempts to get people not to harass them tomorrow about Harry Potter.
"Hello from Amazon.com.
We're happy to let you know that we've begun preparing your order for "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" for delivery.
You should have the book(s) in your hands no later than 7:00 p.m. in your time zone on Saturday, July 16. Most books will be delivered by U.S. Mail, either with your regular mail delivery or in a separate, special mail delivery. Some orders may be delivered by UPS.
Because our carriers are delivering hundreds of thousands of books on that day, we do ask that you wait until 7:00 p.m. before contacting customer service if you haven't received your order.
Although we're not requiring a signature, we still recommend that someone be home to accept the package, as the driver may not leave it on your doorstep if they don't feel it's safe to do so.
You'll receive our usual shipment confirmation e-mail after your package leaves our fulfillment center.
Thanks for shopping at Amazon.com, and happy reading!"
Poor dears, especially when you KNOW everyone is gonna harass the crap out of them by like 1 in the afternoon....
"Hello from Amazon.com.
We're happy to let you know that we've begun preparing your order for "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" for delivery.
You should have the book(s) in your hands no later than 7:00 p.m. in your time zone on Saturday, July 16. Most books will be delivered by U.S. Mail, either with your regular mail delivery or in a separate, special mail delivery. Some orders may be delivered by UPS.
Because our carriers are delivering hundreds of thousands of books on that day, we do ask that you wait until 7:00 p.m. before contacting customer service if you haven't received your order.
Although we're not requiring a signature, we still recommend that someone be home to accept the package, as the driver may not leave it on your doorstep if they don't feel it's safe to do so.
You'll receive our usual shipment confirmation e-mail after your package leaves our fulfillment center.
Thanks for shopping at Amazon.com, and happy reading!"
Poor dears, especially when you KNOW everyone is gonna harass the crap out of them by like 1 in the afternoon....
