Okay, Psych/Monk fans....

Am I just being fucking clueless on the website, or is USA seriously not putting the episodes on the website anymore? All I can find in the videos is 'two-minute' recaps of Monk and Psych. There's the 'two minute replay,' 'the webisodes' which are random clips from the show or commercials, and 'Psych-outs' which are the bloopers or whatever, but no 'full episodes.'

...Um. Screw that, USA, screw that SO MUCH.

I want the whole damn episode, not two damn minutes of the show, and since I STILL don't have a cable chord for my TV, I can't watch anything unless it's on the shows' websites. And I want to watch Psych, damnit. I need my crack show. Like now, to make up for this craptastic week.

ETA: ...They took the episodes off the website to force us to buy the episodes off iTunes, didn't they? ...Bastards. I am a college student. In other words, BROKE. Plus, I don't want to buy them off iTunes. If I'm going to buy episodes, I'm buying them on DVD in a box set, thank you very much. *sighs*

Poems

Thought I'd share. The first is by a Czech poet, and the others are by Billy Collins, a former US Poet Laureate.

( If One Could Tell One's Heart by Jaroslav Seifert )

( Osso Buco by Billy Collins )

( Water Table by Billy Collins )

( Days by Billy Collins )

My obsession with titles probably comes from some deep-rooted psychological issue, doesn't it?

Okay, probably not, but I bet Freud could think up some awesomely cracked-up reason for why I need a title before I can write a fic.

*eyes the timestamp fic I'm writing for blue_raven, well, moreso glares at fic* I need a damn for this fic. Okay, okay, I'm 750 words in, but, um, I don't write fics without titles. It's a weird thing of mine. I need titles. Um, am addicted to them, whatever.

Right now its file name is "The Tale of Salieri" which...yeah. Craptastic name. *pouts and pokes it* And dude, firebubbles310, where are you? You're the only person who talks to me on AIM. *eyes, is bored* Did RMWC's internet go crazy on you?

( The sequel to The Rejects of McMurdo that refuses to be named, damnit it to hell )

The sequel needs to be better behaved. Like the sequel to 'Scorecards' that has a name and 800 words. *pats 'In the Black'*

( In the Black )