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Reading Too Much Into Charlotte's Web
Dec. 19th, 2005 03:57 amEssentially my convo earlier today --
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Me: *is watching Charlotte's Web and laughing at the horrible voice acting* Man, Wilbur cries a lot....
Ashley: Well, Wilbur's a very sensitive pig, you know.
Me: *shakes head* A wimpy pig... *keeps watching the end* Hey, hey Wilbur didn't get anyone! ...Oh my god, Wilbur's gay.
Ashley: *snickers* He's not gay.
Me: Even the rat got someone. The RAT. Wilbur's the only one who didn't get a girl.
Ashley: That doesn't mean he's gay.
Me: C'mon, he was Zuckerman's famous pig, if anyone was going to sire and continue their family, you'd think it'd be the famous pig, unless Wilbur refused all the girl pigs offered to him. See? Gay.
Ashley: Well, you do think he'd have kids, being famous and all....
Me: See? Gay! ...Wilbur was the first gay animal on television. Be proud, Wilbur!
Ashley: *shakes head and laughs*
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See, this is what happens when I'm low on sleep....
Look at my Kid Blink icon! Isn't he lovely? ^_^
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Me: *is watching Charlotte's Web and laughing at the horrible voice acting* Man, Wilbur cries a lot....
Ashley: Well, Wilbur's a very sensitive pig, you know.
Me: *shakes head* A wimpy pig... *keeps watching the end* Hey, hey Wilbur didn't get anyone! ...Oh my god, Wilbur's gay.
Ashley: *snickers* He's not gay.
Me: Even the rat got someone. The RAT. Wilbur's the only one who didn't get a girl.
Ashley: That doesn't mean he's gay.
Me: C'mon, he was Zuckerman's famous pig, if anyone was going to sire and continue their family, you'd think it'd be the famous pig, unless Wilbur refused all the girl pigs offered to him. See? Gay.
Ashley: Well, you do think he'd have kids, being famous and all....
Me: See? Gay! ...Wilbur was the first gay animal on television. Be proud, Wilbur!
Ashley: *shakes head and laughs*
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See, this is what happens when I'm low on sleep....
Look at my Kid Blink icon! Isn't he lovely? ^_^
