Okay, weird dream

[cinaed]

You know you've just had a weird dream when even your dream!self is all, "WTF?" *shakes head* Yeah....

Dream!Me: *points at the vaguely attractive, mostly creepy man skulking on the street corner* "That's him! He's the serial killer!"
Dream!Cops: "Oh. Well, we can't arrest him."
Dream!Me: "..." *stares* "Why not?"
Dream!Cops: "No evidence."
Dream!Me: *flails* "I saw him blow up three cops!"
Dream!Cops: "You're not a reliable witness."
Dream!Me: *stares and then flails some more*
Dream!Serial-Killer: *smirks and hails a taxi*
Dream!Me: *cries*

...Right. *goes back to cleaning the room*

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May elfypiratequeen and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I helped first_rain across the street (6 points). In March I bought porn for firebubbles310 (-10 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in amazonqueenkate's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cinaed

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Hey, hey, hey! Shouldn't giving firebubbles310 porn be PLUS 10 points? *pouts* Not fair. And ew, brussel sprouts.