Reproduction!
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cinaedNever seen Grease 2, but this is one of the funniest scenes and dance numbers I've ever seen. It never fails to cheer me up on a shitty day.
*hugs my poor nerd teacher*
Mr. Stuart:
The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination.
If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation.
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.
I'll try to make it crystal-clear:
The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery!
Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma.
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma!
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
Sorority girls:
A photo-periodic reaction!
Mr. Stuart:
Oh, that's good, that's very good.
Male Student:
Hey, I'm lost where are we?
Sorority Girl:
Chapter 2
Nerd Boy:
Page 5...
Sorortiy Girls:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Put your pollen tube to work.
Reproduction, reproduction!
Make my stamen go berserk.
Reproduction!
Girl:
I don't think they even know what a pistil is!
Boy:
I got your pistil right here...
Deep-Voiced Boy:
Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart:
Next chapter,
In an abstract way, the same thing applies
To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms.
But now we are dealing with sexual response.
Are there any questions before we begin reading?
Boy:
Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
Mr. Stuart:
Negative!
Boy:
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?
Johnny:
Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune
When you got 'em in the back seat.
Another Boy:
With his heart beatin' fast!
Sorority girls:
They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
Boys:
Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Entire Group:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Baby, give it to me now.
Reproduction, reproduction!
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction!
Sorority Girls:
Come on baby show me that you really love me so!
Boy:
Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!
Deep-Voiced Boy:
Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart:
The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring.
Any comments on that?
Paulette:
Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all,
Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?
Mr. Stuart:
Oh God!
Johnny:
What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?
Sorority Girls:
Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Various Students:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Hope he's proud of what he's done.
Reproduction, reproduction!
He was only pokin' fun.
Reproduction!
A Boy:
See what happens when a boy and girl
Don't know how to play it safe?
Entire Group:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction!
Deep-Voiced Boy:
Where does the pollen go?
*hugs my poor nerd teacher*
Mr. Stuart:
The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination.
If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation.
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.
I'll try to make it crystal-clear:
The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery!
Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma.
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma!
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
Sorority girls:
A photo-periodic reaction!
Mr. Stuart:
Oh, that's good, that's very good.
Male Student:
Hey, I'm lost where are we?
Sorority Girl:
Chapter 2
Nerd Boy:
Page 5...
Sorortiy Girls:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Put your pollen tube to work.
Reproduction, reproduction!
Make my stamen go berserk.
Reproduction!
Girl:
I don't think they even know what a pistil is!
Boy:
I got your pistil right here...
Deep-Voiced Boy:
Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart:
Next chapter,
In an abstract way, the same thing applies
To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms.
But now we are dealing with sexual response.
Are there any questions before we begin reading?
Boy:
Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
Mr. Stuart:
Negative!
Boy:
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?
Johnny:
Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune
When you got 'em in the back seat.
Another Boy:
With his heart beatin' fast!
Sorority girls:
They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
Boys:
Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Entire Group:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Baby, give it to me now.
Reproduction, reproduction!
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction!
Sorority Girls:
Come on baby show me that you really love me so!
Boy:
Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!
Deep-Voiced Boy:
Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart:
The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring.
Any comments on that?
Paulette:
Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all,
Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?
Mr. Stuart:
Oh God!
Johnny:
What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?
Sorority Girls:
Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Various Students:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Hope he's proud of what he's done.
Reproduction, reproduction!
He was only pokin' fun.
Reproduction!
A Boy:
See what happens when a boy and girl
Don't know how to play it safe?
Entire Group:
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction!
Deep-Voiced Boy:
Where does the pollen go?
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