A Joke I Had to Share

[cinaed]

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."

The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

Comments

[schlicky.livejournal.com]

This absolutely cracked me up, and I shared it with everyone in my apartment. ^^

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

*grins* It made me almost fall off my chair laughing. ^_^

[piratekitten.livejournal.com]

I've heard that joke before, but it was "Well, my son is gay and he has no job."

I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU.

These four Catholic women are sitting around drinking coffee and talking about their sons.

The first woman says, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him, 'Father'."

The second woman says, "Well, my son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."

The third woman, not to be outdone, says, "Well, my son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him, 'Your Emmience'."

Now, the fourth woman's just sitting there, grinning to herself, so the three old biddies give her this subtle, "Well?"

To which she smugly replies: "My son is a gorgeous six-foot-two hard bodied stripper. When HE walks into a room, everyone says 'Oh. My. God.'."

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That was awesome.

[incuzepmama.livejournal.com]

that is AWESOME...i'll have to show my roomies^_^

[calli-wulffe.livejournal.com]

i shared this joke and the other one with my roomies...needless to say it was a hit

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

lol, it is awesome, isn't it? *grins*

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

Of course it was. ^_^ Who can resist the gay jokes?