You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.

[cinaed]

*shakes head* Oh Norrington, Norrington, Norrington, my dear commodre. You've really gotten yourself into trouble over Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl, haven't you? Though you make a cute drunk, I am deeply saddened by your loss of command. Though I'm not sad about the wig, because you have very pretty hair. Please, don't wear the wig in the third movie. Please?

You do realize, Norrington, that you are going to have to betray Beckett and help save Jack and the world against the evilness that is the East India Trading company and Davey Jones. Otherwise I'll be very miffed at you. (But the whole three-way fight with Jack and Will? Niiiice. You can do that a couple more times before turning good again, kay? And again, don't wear the wig again.)

And btw, Jack? Ew. Just ew. You and Elizabeth are just wrong. As wrong as that *points at Will* coming from that *points at Boostrap Bill*.

...and Barbossa? I am so freaking happy you got your apple. Go you.

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[jaygoose.livejournal.com]

Oh, Norrington is a pretty little antagonist isn't he? XD And yes the wig needs to stay gone because he does have very lovely hair. Underneath all the muck anyway. The three way fight was freaking awesome. But I am glad that he took the heart really. It works out for the best. I probably would have been miffed at him if he'd punked out and joined the "good" guys at the end of this movie. It would have been terribly lame on his part. But yes he better get his act together for the next movie though. Because Beckett is a complete ass and has to get what's coming to him.

And ye Barbossa! Eeeeeeee! I was really too excited to see him again I'm sure. XD

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yes, I'm glad he took the heart, because Jack was annoying me muchly with his "let's sacrifice 99 people and Will" deal...and his whole 'let's seduce Elizabeth' deal. It would've been lame if he'd stayed with the "good" guys, though I want him to be good at the end of the third one. It wouldn't be lame if he realized Beckett was insane and had to stop him (and Sparrow when he gets around to it) for the good of "others."

I know. I have an unhealthy fondness for Barbossa. I was all, "...I know he was evil. I know he murdered innocents and children. I know this, and yet I wanted him to eat that damn apple." Which is why the end of the movie made me giggle like a schoolgirl (of course, I was giggling during all of Norrington's scenes, so I think my friend sitting next to me tuned me out).