cinaed

*shakes head* Oh Norrington, Norrington, Norrington, my dear commodre. You've really gotten yourself into trouble over Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl, haven't you? Though you make a cute drunk, I am deeply saddened by your loss of command. Though I'm not sad about the wig, because you have very pretty hair. Please, don't wear the wig in the third movie. Please?

You do realize, Norrington, that you are going to have to betray Beckett and help save Jack and the world against the evilness that is the East India Trading company and Davey Jones. Otherwise I'll be very miffed at you. (But the whole three-way fight with Jack and Will? Niiiice. You can do that a couple more times before turning good again, kay? And again, don't wear the wig again.)

And btw, Jack? Ew. Just ew. You and Elizabeth are just wrong. As wrong as that *points at Will* coming from that *points at Boostrap Bill*.

...and Barbossa? I am so freaking happy you got your apple. Go you.