cinaed

So I have been quietly falling into Red vs Blue fandom for a few months now, and decided to say hello with a 20,000 word Grif/Simmons wedding shenanigans fic. It's been a fun ride so far.

we’ll consecrate this messy love (5462 words) by Cinaed

Chapters: 1/3

Fandom: Red vs. Blue

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif & Kaikaina Grif | Sister

Characters: Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons, Kaikaina Grif | Sister, Franklin Delano Donut, Ensemble

Additional Tags: Weddings, Established Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Oaths & Vows, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Party, Ensemble Cast, Background Relationships, Season/Series 15 Spoilers

Summary:

Grif spent the morning of his wedding dodging Sarge’s assassination attempts. It didn’t feel that much different than a regular day. He didn’t catch on that Sarge was actively trying to murder him until Sarge broke down after one too many failures and shook his fists at the sky, shouting, “Where have I gone wrong? Is the universe itself conspiring against me to keep Grif alive? What cruel universe do we live in? Simmons is doomed. Doomed!”