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cinaedHere we go.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Neville Longbottom (from Harry Potter)
2. Percy Weasley (from Harry Potter)
3. Draco Malfoy (from Harry Potter)
4. Severus Snape (from Harry Potter)
5. Remus Lupin (from Harry Potter)
6. Sirius Black (from Harry Potter)
7. Darren Shan (from Cirque du Freak)
8. Larten Crepsley (from Cirque du Freak)
9. Gen (from The Thief)
10. Oliver Smith (from Dial-a-Ghost)
11. Evra Von (from Cirque du Freak)
12. Vancha March (from Cirque du Freak)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Interesting crossover, Sirius/Evra…. Seeing as Evra is a snake man, I’m sure it’d be, uh, interesting, but I can’t see them doing anything except, uh, experimenting….
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He needs some shampoo, but if he looks like Alan Rickman…. *drools*
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
*snickers* They’re best friends, but damn would that baby be ugly…. Plus vampires can’t have children, but that child would be very interesting…. Somehow I think Larten would run off to Cirque du Freak with the baby.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I haven’t seen any threads based on “The Thief” so no, sorry….
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Percy and Sirius? Actually, I read a good fanfic about them…. *ponders* They’re both fairly messed up in the head and have both been really misunderstood, so they might actually work…though they’d have to work past Percy’s workaholism and Sirius’ lack of control at times.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Remus/Gen or Remus/Larten? Gen does remind me of a youthful Sirius so I’d have to say him. Although I think Larten and Remus would make really good friends. One’s a misunderstood but noble vampire, the other’s a misunderstood but loyal werewolf. Hm. *ponders that*
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
…Darren would be very confused. Very, very confused, and want to know whatever happened to Vancha being a womanizer…and he’d also want to know who the hell Percy was.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Well, obviously a crossover. *snickers* Oliver’d have to be older than 11…or maybe they could meet up at Hogwarts. Oliver could be an extremely wealthy Muggleborn who’d end up in Gryffindor, Draco be the extremely wealthy Death Eater’s son who ends up falling for him…. And then chaos ensues. *grins*
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??
No, since that’d be a crossover. I can’t see there being much sex, but I can kind of seeing Larten and Neville having a Greek warrior sort of relationship – Larten teaching him how to be a man, and Neville developing a crush….
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
This one would actually work. Vancha and Darren “comforting” each other after one of their closest friends die…. I’d call it Any Comfort at All, although my brain’s not being original today.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Severus deflowering Neville? Uh…not too hard to work with, really. Either Severus intimidates Neville into doing it with him, or Neville succumbs to a love/hate relationship with Severus and wants to prove he’s a “man” to him.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don’t think so? Not sure if my friends read Darren Shan….
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don’t know, but Draco’s got plenty of possibilities, all of which I loathe. Ginny, Hermione…ugh. Just slash him, please.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Again, I don’t think anyone reads Darren Shan….
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Percy/Remus/Sirius? Mmmm….that sounds fun, actually. I don’t think anyone does, but I’d read it if they did….
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Heh, no clue….maybe his best friend’s name? *grins*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Argh…. I suppose “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Neville/Sirius/Vancha March fic. Warnings: Contains a minor with two adults…one of whom happens to be slightly nuts and the other of whom happens to be a vampire. Expect a bit of sadism/masochism involved.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
”So, what size is your cauldron?” *giggles* I love Percy. It’d go over Gen’s head, but still….
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven’t read one in ages *mourns* Not since the end of the damn fifth book….
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Sirius is part of the S&M group, at least for a long time, wanting to be hurt because of the whole Lily and James thing, and then finding out he likes it….
Would Eleven shag Nine?
C’mon, Evra’s a snake boy….they have needs too, and Gen is attractive….
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Darren, just because he’s stronger than Draco. When being a vampire comes in handy. Draco’d be a very pissy uke though….
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Neville and Gen are in a happy relationship…and then Gen runs off with Severus. Neville has an affair with Vancha that falls through, and then follows the advice of Remus and finds true love with Draco. Uh….I’d call it Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures. I dunno who might read, maybe justsilver, calli_wulffe, and cerulean_sky for the hell of it. I could see justsilver pulling it off, maybe…though I doubt she’d want to write Draco/Neville….
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
What are you talking about? Larten/Darren IS canon! *coughs* I mean…they have the father/son, teacher/student bonds going, so, uh, I wouldn’t mind.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Neville Longbottom (from Harry Potter)
2. Percy Weasley (from Harry Potter)
3. Draco Malfoy (from Harry Potter)
4. Severus Snape (from Harry Potter)
5. Remus Lupin (from Harry Potter)
6. Sirius Black (from Harry Potter)
7. Darren Shan (from Cirque du Freak)
8. Larten Crepsley (from Cirque du Freak)
9. Gen (from The Thief)
10. Oliver Smith (from Dial-a-Ghost)
11. Evra Von (from Cirque du Freak)
12. Vancha March (from Cirque du Freak)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Interesting crossover, Sirius/Evra…. Seeing as Evra is a snake man, I’m sure it’d be, uh, interesting, but I can’t see them doing anything except, uh, experimenting….
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He needs some shampoo, but if he looks like Alan Rickman…. *drools*
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
*snickers* They’re best friends, but damn would that baby be ugly…. Plus vampires can’t have children, but that child would be very interesting…. Somehow I think Larten would run off to Cirque du Freak with the baby.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I haven’t seen any threads based on “The Thief” so no, sorry….
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Percy and Sirius? Actually, I read a good fanfic about them…. *ponders* They’re both fairly messed up in the head and have both been really misunderstood, so they might actually work…though they’d have to work past Percy’s workaholism and Sirius’ lack of control at times.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Remus/Gen or Remus/Larten? Gen does remind me of a youthful Sirius so I’d have to say him. Although I think Larten and Remus would make really good friends. One’s a misunderstood but noble vampire, the other’s a misunderstood but loyal werewolf. Hm. *ponders that*
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
…Darren would be very confused. Very, very confused, and want to know whatever happened to Vancha being a womanizer…and he’d also want to know who the hell Percy was.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Well, obviously a crossover. *snickers* Oliver’d have to be older than 11…or maybe they could meet up at Hogwarts. Oliver could be an extremely wealthy Muggleborn who’d end up in Gryffindor, Draco be the extremely wealthy Death Eater’s son who ends up falling for him…. And then chaos ensues. *grins*
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??
No, since that’d be a crossover. I can’t see there being much sex, but I can kind of seeing Larten and Neville having a Greek warrior sort of relationship – Larten teaching him how to be a man, and Neville developing a crush….
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
This one would actually work. Vancha and Darren “comforting” each other after one of their closest friends die…. I’d call it Any Comfort at All, although my brain’s not being original today.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Severus deflowering Neville? Uh…not too hard to work with, really. Either Severus intimidates Neville into doing it with him, or Neville succumbs to a love/hate relationship with Severus and wants to prove he’s a “man” to him.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don’t think so? Not sure if my friends read Darren Shan….
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don’t know, but Draco’s got plenty of possibilities, all of which I loathe. Ginny, Hermione…ugh. Just slash him, please.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Again, I don’t think anyone reads Darren Shan….
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Percy/Remus/Sirius? Mmmm….that sounds fun, actually. I don’t think anyone does, but I’d read it if they did….
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Heh, no clue….maybe his best friend’s name? *grins*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Argh…. I suppose “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Neville/Sirius/Vancha March fic. Warnings: Contains a minor with two adults…one of whom happens to be slightly nuts and the other of whom happens to be a vampire. Expect a bit of sadism/masochism involved.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
”So, what size is your cauldron?” *giggles* I love Percy. It’d go over Gen’s head, but still….
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven’t read one in ages *mourns* Not since the end of the damn fifth book….
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Sirius is part of the S&M group, at least for a long time, wanting to be hurt because of the whole Lily and James thing, and then finding out he likes it….
Would Eleven shag Nine?
C’mon, Evra’s a snake boy….they have needs too, and Gen is attractive….
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Darren, just because he’s stronger than Draco. When being a vampire comes in handy. Draco’d be a very pissy uke though….
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Neville and Gen are in a happy relationship…and then Gen runs off with Severus. Neville has an affair with Vancha that falls through, and then follows the advice of Remus and finds true love with Draco. Uh….I’d call it Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures. I dunno who might read, maybe justsilver, calli_wulffe, and cerulean_sky for the hell of it. I could see justsilver pulling it off, maybe…though I doubt she’d want to write Draco/Neville….
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
What are you talking about? Larten/Darren IS canon! *coughs* I mean…they have the father/son, teacher/student bonds going, so, uh, I wouldn’t mind.
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Date: 2005-08-28 03:53 am (UTC)Wow, my list was f-ed up. Quite a bit of incest. o.O
Not at all my fault!
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Date: 2005-08-28 03:56 pm (UTC)