Outnumbered Like the Alamo (AU, John/Rodney, Radek/Elizabeth) [2/2]

Title: Outnumbered Like the Alamo
Author: cinaed
Summary: God, if he survived this and got to go home, he was never, ever buying a present for Jeannie again, not even if his parents threatened to disown him. (Nutcracker AU)

Part One

( 'Oh yes, because I stand a chance against a giant, man-eating mouse,' Rodney muttered, then added in a louder voice, 'Did I mention how much I hate you?' )

Outnumbered Like the Alamo (AU, John/Rodney, Radek/Elizabeth) [1/2]

Title: Outnumbered Like the Alamo
Author: cinaed
Pairing(s): John/Rodney pre-slash, Radek/Elizabeth UST
Rating/Spoilers: PG-13, violence and spoilers for "McKay and Mrs. Miller"
Summary: God, if he survived this and got to go home, he was never, ever buying a present for Jeannie again, not even if his parents threatened to disown him. (Nutcracker AU)
Author's Notes: Thanks go out to duckduck for looking this over for me. The story was supposed to be written for ras_elased uh, one or two Christmases ago. Sorry about the wait, ras_elased!
Length: 14,800 words

( Ronon shrugged. 'They're mice, six feet tall. What else would you call them?' )

Part Two