No, I'm not writing Pretender fanfic

No, brain, I am not writing that! Even if I'm probably the only person who sees Broots/Miss Parker, I am not writing it, damnit. I've written this snippet, and that's it. *shakes fist and mutters about awesome but depressing shows*

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The thing is, Broots is a little bit in love with her. He's not sure whether it's Stockholm Syndrome or maybe just insanity preying upon his mind, but either way, he can't help but love her and all her sharp, sarcastic glory.