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Dear Daniel fucking Jackson,
If you don't stop making me look up stuff in other languages and go to the dictionary every other sentence to make sure I'm using the right word, I will beat you. Or switch over to Sheppard's POV. I mean it! (Keep pestering me about poetry excerpts, though. They're fun.)
No love,
Me
Dear John Sheppard,
Why are you so dysfunctional? At least Daniel has an excuse in canon! Please start being easier to write about.
Love,
Me
Dear The Wind Smells of Roads Yet to be Traveled,
You're supposed to be a pinch-hit. I am NOT writing the entire first season as an AU. I wrote 20,000 words on just reworking "Grace Under Pressure" as a Mensa-verse fic. I don't even want to think about how long you'd be, writing all of the eps. Let me repeat it one more time: pinch-hit.
No love,
Me
If you don't stop making me look up stuff in other languages and go to the dictionary every other sentence to make sure I'm using the right word, I will beat you. Or switch over to Sheppard's POV. I mean it! (Keep pestering me about poetry excerpts, though. They're fun.)
No love,
Me
Dear John Sheppard,
Why are you so dysfunctional? At least Daniel has an excuse in canon! Please start being easier to write about.
Love,
Me
Dear The Wind Smells of Roads Yet to be Traveled,
You're supposed to be a pinch-hit. I am NOT writing the entire first season as an AU. I wrote 20,000 words on just reworking "Grace Under Pressure" as a Mensa-verse fic. I don't even want to think about how long you'd be, writing all of the eps. Let me repeat it one more time: pinch-hit.
No love,
Me
