Okay, weird dream

You know you've just had a weird dream when even your dream!self is all, "WTF?" *shakes head* Yeah....

Dream!Me: *points at the vaguely attractive, mostly creepy man skulking on the street corner* "That's him! He's the serial killer!"
Dream!Cops: "Oh. Well, we can't arrest him."
Dream!Me: "..." *stares* "Why not?"
Dream!Cops: "No evidence."
Dream!Me: *flails* "I saw him blow up three cops!"
Dream!Cops: "You're not a reliable witness."
Dream!Me: *stares and then flails some more*
Dream!Serial-Killer: *smirks and hails a taxi*
Dream!Me: *cries*

...Right. *goes back to cleaning the room*

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May elfypiratequeen and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I helped first_rain across the street (6 points). In March I bought porn for firebubbles310 (-10 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in amazonqueenkate's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cinaed

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Hey, hey, hey! Shouldn't giving firebubbles310 porn be PLUS 10 points? *pouts* Not fair. And ew, brussel sprouts.

Random Songs

Yeah, pretty random. *shifty eyes*

Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel
You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
Aww
She never cared for me
But did she ever say a prayer for me?

I Don't Feel Like Dancin' - Scissor Sisters
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Even if I find nothin' better to do
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Why'd you pick a tune, when I'm not in the mood?
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Rather be home with the one in the bed til dawn, with you

Minority - Green Day
I pledge allegiance to the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
They said all teenagers scare
The living shit out of me
They could care less
As long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just try your best, try everything you can
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.

Thriller - Michael Jackson *snickers*
They’re out to get you, there’s demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All through the night I’ll save you from the terror on the screen

Everything is Alright - Motion City Soundtrack
Give me a reason to end this discussion,
To break with tradition, to fold and divide.
'Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes,
Talking with strangers, waiting in line.
I'm through with these pills that make me sit still.
Are you feeling fine?
Yes, I feel just fine.