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cinaedPick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Radek Zelenka (SGA)
2. David Hodges (CSI)
3. Mohinder Suresh (Heroes)
4. Janet Fraiser (SG-1)
5. Robert Chase (House)
6. Luke Girardi (Joan of Arcadia)
7. Toby (The Office)
8. Wendy Simms (CSI)
9. Grace Polk (Joan of Arcadia)
10. Rodney McKay (SGA)
11. John Munch (L&O: SVU)
12. Jonas Quinn (SG-1)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Luke Girardi/John Munch) fic ? Do you want to?
Ow. Um. No. Brain is now bleeding though, thank you.
2. Do you think Four (Janet Fraiser) is hot? How hot?
Yes. As in even though I don't swing that way, she can order me around her infirmary anytime she wants. *grin*
3. What would happen if Twelve (Rodney McKay) got Eight (Wendy Simms) pregnant?
Um, depends on if he runs off to Atlantis afterwards. If not, he can expect some very angry technicians on his ass. *grins* The kid would be gorgeous though.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Grace Polk)?
Not too many JoA fics around, but things are changing is a great Grace/Luke fic.
5. Would Two (David Hodges) and Six (Luke Girardi) make a good couple?
Um. Um. Ha. Okay, if Luke was older and maybe having decided to take the Stokes route and go uphold the law by being a CSI/technician, Hodges might take him under his wing. I'm...not sure how well the couple would work, though Hodges is just as paranoid as Grace and maybe that would be part of the attraction.
6. Five/Nine (Robert Chase/Grace Polk) or Five/Ten (Robert Chase/Rodney McKay)? Why?
Chase/McKay because, um, I can't see Grace getting with Chase (he's a smart boy, just not Luke-smart, you know?). Chase/McKay on the other hand, I can see, with cameos of Foreman wondering why Chase seems to seek the approval/affection of overbearing assholes and of House and Wilson interrogating McKay.
7. What would happen if Seven (Toby) walked in on Two (David Hodges) and Twelve (Jonas Quinn) having sex?
Just stare for a minute, and then probably sigh and quietly ask them to lock the door. Then he'd back out and put a sign on the door to keep anyone else from getting inside.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Mohinder/Rodney) fic.
Hm, during "The Return," Carson goes to a genetics conference and out of sheer boredom Rodney tags along (mostly because otherwise he's going to snap and kill one of the nitwits at Area 51). They meet Mohinder Suresh, who is doing a lecture on one of his father's last, more believable theories. Not quite certain how they would end up sleeping together. I suspect it would involve alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Radek Zelenka/Wendy Simms) fluff?
Hahaha--um, no. Has there even been any CSI/SGA crossovers? I mean, not counting "CSI" SGA AUs? But still, I highly doubt that would be the pairing anyone would do for a CSI/SGA crossover.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Toby/Jonas) hurt/comfort fic.
"I Tore My Pockets Out And Gave Them All To You"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Janet Fraiser) to deflower One (Radek Zelenka)?
Ha. Um. Well, it'd be an AU where Radek gets into the SGC program a lot earlier -- the SGC decides to bring in other countries a lot earlier, and so Radek ends up in Bill Lee's position and sometimes goes off-world. He's not certain what to make of the SG-1, and especially not what to make of the formidable ruler of the infirmary, Doctor Fraiser. Oh, the plot device? Um, does alcohol count as a plot device? Ha.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Toby) slash?
I...don't think so? I know I would read it. Maybe![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
duckduck would. I've read a good Michael/Toby, but I don't know if there's any other Toby slash out there.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Mohinder) het?
*snorts* No.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eight (Wendy Simms)?
Sadly, no. I think I'm the only one in CSI fandom that writes Wendy-centric fics.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (David Hodges/Janet Fraiser/Robert Chase)?
Probably not but--mm, that would be fun and pretty. Apparently Hodges like doctors? *grins*
16. What might Ten (Rodney McKay) scream at a moment of great passion?
...I don't know. Something ridiculous that would kill the mood, I'm sure. *snickers*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Wendy Simms), which song would you choose?
Dar William's "Another Mystery."
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Radek Zelenka/Luke Girardi/Jonas Quinn) fic, what would the warnings be?
...Warning, extreme geekiness ahead? I don't know. I wouldn't write it while Luke was underage so there'd be no warnings for underage sex.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (David Hodges) to use on Ten (Rodney McKay)?
I don't know any good pick-up lines, but that's okay, because I doubt Hodges does either. He'd probably use a pick-up line about Rodney's eyes though.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Robert Chase)?
A while. I haven't read many House fics lately.
21. What is Six's (Luke Girardi) super-sekrit kink?
I can't see him being too deep into the BDSM scene, but he does like being ordered around.
22. Would Eleven (John Munch) shag Nine (Grace Polk)? Drunk or sober?
No, no he wouldn't, because Munch does not do girls young enough to be his daughter (or granddaughter even). If he did sleep with her, it'd be when he was very, very drunk.
23. If Three (Mohinder) and Seven (Toby) get together, who tops?
Mohinder/Toby? Hee, that could actually be sort of cute. Methinks Mohinder would top. He's the pushier of the two.
24. "One (Radek Zelenka) and Nine (Grace Polk) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Grace) suddenly runs off with Four (Janet Fraiser). One (Radek), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (John Munch) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Jonas Quinn), then follows the wise advice of Five (Robert Chase) and finds true love with Three (Mohinder)."
...Okay then. *backs away slowly*
25. What title would you give this fic?
"Characters Not In Tune With The Rest Of The Plot"
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Toby/Wendy Simms) was canon?
...Yay, Toby got a really hot, really smart woman! And Wendy got an adorable sweetheart!
That was both fun and sort of crazy.
1. Radek Zelenka (SGA)
2. David Hodges (CSI)
3. Mohinder Suresh (Heroes)
4. Janet Fraiser (SG-1)
5. Robert Chase (House)
6. Luke Girardi (Joan of Arcadia)
7. Toby (The Office)
8. Wendy Simms (CSI)
9. Grace Polk (Joan of Arcadia)
10. Rodney McKay (SGA)
11. John Munch (L&O: SVU)
12. Jonas Quinn (SG-1)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Luke Girardi/John Munch) fic ? Do you want to?
Ow. Um. No. Brain is now bleeding though, thank you.
2. Do you think Four (Janet Fraiser) is hot? How hot?
Yes. As in even though I don't swing that way, she can order me around her infirmary anytime she wants. *grin*
3. What would happen if Twelve (Rodney McKay) got Eight (Wendy Simms) pregnant?
Um, depends on if he runs off to Atlantis afterwards. If not, he can expect some very angry technicians on his ass. *grins* The kid would be gorgeous though.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Grace Polk)?
Not too many JoA fics around, but things are changing is a great Grace/Luke fic.
5. Would Two (David Hodges) and Six (Luke Girardi) make a good couple?
Um. Um. Ha. Okay, if Luke was older and maybe having decided to take the Stokes route and go uphold the law by being a CSI/technician, Hodges might take him under his wing. I'm...not sure how well the couple would work, though Hodges is just as paranoid as Grace and maybe that would be part of the attraction.
6. Five/Nine (Robert Chase/Grace Polk) or Five/Ten (Robert Chase/Rodney McKay)? Why?
Chase/McKay because, um, I can't see Grace getting with Chase (he's a smart boy, just not Luke-smart, you know?). Chase/McKay on the other hand, I can see, with cameos of Foreman wondering why Chase seems to seek the approval/affection of overbearing assholes and of House and Wilson interrogating McKay.
7. What would happen if Seven (Toby) walked in on Two (David Hodges) and Twelve (Jonas Quinn) having sex?
Just stare for a minute, and then probably sigh and quietly ask them to lock the door. Then he'd back out and put a sign on the door to keep anyone else from getting inside.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Mohinder/Rodney) fic.
Hm, during "The Return," Carson goes to a genetics conference and out of sheer boredom Rodney tags along (mostly because otherwise he's going to snap and kill one of the nitwits at Area 51). They meet Mohinder Suresh, who is doing a lecture on one of his father's last, more believable theories. Not quite certain how they would end up sleeping together. I suspect it would involve alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Radek Zelenka/Wendy Simms) fluff?
Hahaha--um, no. Has there even been any CSI/SGA crossovers? I mean, not counting "CSI" SGA AUs? But still, I highly doubt that would be the pairing anyone would do for a CSI/SGA crossover.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Toby/Jonas) hurt/comfort fic.
"I Tore My Pockets Out And Gave Them All To You"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Janet Fraiser) to deflower One (Radek Zelenka)?
Ha. Um. Well, it'd be an AU where Radek gets into the SGC program a lot earlier -- the SGC decides to bring in other countries a lot earlier, and so Radek ends up in Bill Lee's position and sometimes goes off-world. He's not certain what to make of the SG-1, and especially not what to make of the formidable ruler of the infirmary, Doctor Fraiser. Oh, the plot device? Um, does alcohol count as a plot device? Ha.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Toby) slash?
I...don't think so? I know I would read it. Maybe
duckduck would. I've read a good Michael/Toby, but I don't know if there's any other Toby slash out there. 13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Mohinder) het?
*snorts* No.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eight (Wendy Simms)?
Sadly, no. I think I'm the only one in CSI fandom that writes Wendy-centric fics.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (David Hodges/Janet Fraiser/Robert Chase)?
Probably not but--mm, that would be fun and pretty. Apparently Hodges like doctors? *grins*
16. What might Ten (Rodney McKay) scream at a moment of great passion?
...I don't know. Something ridiculous that would kill the mood, I'm sure. *snickers*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Wendy Simms), which song would you choose?
Dar William's "Another Mystery."
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Radek Zelenka/Luke Girardi/Jonas Quinn) fic, what would the warnings be?
...Warning, extreme geekiness ahead? I don't know. I wouldn't write it while Luke was underage so there'd be no warnings for underage sex.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (David Hodges) to use on Ten (Rodney McKay)?
I don't know any good pick-up lines, but that's okay, because I doubt Hodges does either. He'd probably use a pick-up line about Rodney's eyes though.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Robert Chase)?
A while. I haven't read many House fics lately.
21. What is Six's (Luke Girardi) super-sekrit kink?
I can't see him being too deep into the BDSM scene, but he does like being ordered around.
22. Would Eleven (John Munch) shag Nine (Grace Polk)? Drunk or sober?
No, no he wouldn't, because Munch does not do girls young enough to be his daughter (or granddaughter even). If he did sleep with her, it'd be when he was very, very drunk.
23. If Three (Mohinder) and Seven (Toby) get together, who tops?
Mohinder/Toby? Hee, that could actually be sort of cute. Methinks Mohinder would top. He's the pushier of the two.
24. "One (Radek Zelenka) and Nine (Grace Polk) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Grace) suddenly runs off with Four (Janet Fraiser). One (Radek), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (John Munch) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Jonas Quinn), then follows the wise advice of Five (Robert Chase) and finds true love with Three (Mohinder)."
...Okay then. *backs away slowly*
25. What title would you give this fic?
"Characters Not In Tune With The Rest Of The Plot"
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Toby/Wendy Simms) was canon?
...Yay, Toby got a really hot, really smart woman! And Wendy got an adorable sweetheart!
That was both fun and sort of crazy.
