Okay this is freaking ridiculous

Saturday, my stomach started feeling funny, but I just figured I was nervous about going back to work and ignored it. Monday and Tuesday, I woke up to nausea to such an extent that I threw up. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday? Definitely have woken up to agony in my stomach. The pain usually ebbed after the first hour, but I've still been feeling off and miserable, to boot. I haven't thrown up since Tuesday, but it's been a near thing, and my stomach's been hurting nonstop since yesterday morning.

Not. Cool. I seriously don't want to go to the doctor, but I guess I'm going to have to. *sighs*