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So, my mother and her friend seem to be trying to set me up with a 27-year-old chiropractor.

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*eyes her* I really am wondering if Mom thinks I'm a lesbian or something and is throwing the few available men she knows towards me in a desperate attempt to confirm to herself that her only daughter is heterosexual, because seriously? Twenty-seven-year-old chiropractor.

*shakes head*

I'm seriously torn between laughing my ass off and being deeply, deeply disturbed. I am leaning towards the latter though.

ETA: For those on my f-list who don't know me in RL, I'm twenty, quite straight, and haven't found a guy I want to date yet (much to my mother's dismay). *grin*