Dialogue

You know you're too low on sleep when you get a dialogue going in your head that goes along the lines of:

Rodney: "You know, Radek, your evil twin was an asshole. I mean, he stabbed me with a screwdriver."
Radek: *rolls eyes* "I think that is perhaps why they were the evil twins, Rodney. Besides, yours was no better. Yours electrocuted me."
Rodney: *huffs* "...Well, yours molested me!"
Radek: "...." *incredulous stare*
Rodney: *wide eyes* "...Uh, and by molest I mean.... Nohedidn'tgropemelet'schangethesubjectnow."