No Survival Skills

You know, I should appreciate my own health more. But no, instead I'm trying to write a Rodney/Radek fic and bitching to my friend because I've never broken a bone or sprained anything so the story's hard to write, because I'm trying to describe the pain and I have no life experience to base it on. You'd think I'd be grateful that I've never broken a bone or anything like that, but no. I want my damn life experiences.